put you a knife

To stab or cut you. Most often used as a threat by a diminutive Latino with neck tattoos and a heavy Spanish accent.

Don't mess with my homies or I'll put you a knife esé.

by Chorizocabra November 19, 2010

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

Knife

Def 1 :A piece of metal used to cut meat or other foods

Can you pass me that knife over there Jerry?

by PotatoPotat October 18, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Bread Knife

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.

The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Cocoa Knife

Nickname of the penis when entering the butt.

We had a few drinks and I fed her the cocoa knife.

by EF Tedenfred May 18, 2010

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022