Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.

“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.

by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023

Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.

Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓

by Issameee July 8, 2025

Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

Witch Stew

A stew made with a hint of barley, hint of bay leaf, hint of garlic, pinch of basil.

Hint of Barley, Hint of Bay Lead, Hint of Garlic, Pinch of Basil and you have Witch Stew

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Salem witch trials

People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's

Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials

by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025