Skip to main content

Wagon across the Walrus

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
1-
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

2-
"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen
by Holygiant December 7, 2009
mugGet the Wagon across the Walrus mug.

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
mugGet the Three Second Walrus mug.
Related Words

jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.
Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus
by Jamalrus The Walrus May 19, 2014
mugGet the jamal the walrus mug.

giant flaming walrus penis

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!
PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!
by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015
mugGet the giant flaming walrus penis mug.

Balls to the walls

Giving it your all, no matter the cost. Usually involves physical activity resulting in extreme exursion.
"I'm going balls to the walls for my next biking trip. It's uphill, both ways. Balls to the walls!!!"
by Ms. Nun January 27, 2016
mugGet the Balls to the walls mug.

walrusing

(v.) - pounding two drinks of hard alcohol straight to the face (usually Jameson whiskey) at the same time, creating the illusion that you are a walrus with 2 walrus tusks

Walrusing typically leads to immediate sloppyness, belligerent behavior and rediculous antics until the "walruser" inevitably passes the fuck out.

Recently it has grew to be a tradition of certain subgroups within fraternities to require and/or highly encourage new members to participate in walrusing absurd amounts of hard liquor the night they join the group. Current members typically participate in walrusing as well, but not to the same extent as the new members.

Alternatively, "walrus" can be used in its verb form. (see example 2)
1. Theres so much fucking Jameson left! There's like 3 bottles that have to be finsished. It's time to take turns walrusing that shit...

2. You pussies haven't drank hardly anything, step up and pound this Jameson. You better walrus that shit until it's gone!!!
by Wack Adams May 11, 2009
mugGet the walrusing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email