Word Vomit Card

The claim that someone is spewing out a torrent of unfiltered, disorganized, and often emotionally charged text or speech without any coherent structure, fact-checking, or logical progression. Unlike the calculated obfuscation of "word salad," "word vomit" implies a loss of control—an impulsive, messy outpouring of thoughts that is exhausting to parse and futile to engage with. It's used to dismiss rants or overly long posts by framing them as an unpleasant, involuntary cognitive eruption.

Example: After a user posts twelve rapid-fire, paragraph-long comments full of typos, tangents, and raw anger, another user might say, "Clean up this word vomit card you just played and come back with a single, coherent sentence. I'm not sifting through this emotional landfill." It pathologizes the expression as a messy outburst rather than an argument.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Ass Vomiting

Diarrhoea, or otherwise known as The Runs, where you get pressurised projectile expulsion from the anus of something your body wants gone immediately...

I knew there was something wrong with the Beef Vindaloo when a few hours later I was Ass Vomiting it out...

by Only if you're doing it right! November 19, 2025

Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by anonymous February 28, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

social media vomit

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.

"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.

by anonymous October 20, 2022