Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.

by zorgid September 20, 2024

lil virus

lil virus means u are disgusting and annoying and a very tiny person

shut up you lil virus

by fartlolamme November 11, 2022

Lammin virus

The lammin virus is where a person has uncontrollable autism, way off the spectrum and was born without any genitals.

What are u doing do you have the lammin virus or something

by Michal from Swindon January 18, 2019

Dick Virus

The virus that kills all men

God I wish dick virus was real.

by #kamdfree January 15, 2022

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

BS virus

Fake virus to cover something up

He said he had a virus on his phone I think it’s a BS virus. He only says it when he’s hiding stuff and tries to lie his way out

by Bs babe June 24, 2020

Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes

Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"

by DR Penser November 1, 2018