Georgia two ton

when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.

damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.

by jake gouta April 22, 2015

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years.

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

TWO FACED

Two faced is when someone acts lik your friend and then talkabout u behind your back

you mad twofaced because u was surpose to be my friend and u talkin behind my back

by J'mani April 6, 2004

two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008

two dollar club

Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.

"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"

"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."

by Bubba916 January 30, 2010

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)

John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!

by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008

I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010