Raunchy Turtle

Describes a dance in which the hands are put in a fist, and put up near your face like you are driving like and old person, and move side to side.

Dana: WHat are you doing?
Alex: The Raunchy turtle, what else?

by Alexander "Rookie" Smith April 8, 2008

Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.

can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!

by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011

Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match

Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why

by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

Turtle Paw

Where one, separates their four fingers into two to create a 'v' shape and uses it as foreplay on a woman. Two of the fingers for the vagina and two for the anus. Otherwise known as 'the shocker.'

'Two in the pink, two in the stink.' - Turtle paw

by Rory Turtle Paw November 13, 2009

Red Turtle

the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.

she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest

by in the out hole December 24, 2007

turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.

Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.

by GBond April 25, 2010

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009