titty-tube 

A titty tube is what's at a girls house that purchased boobs for a couple grand and therefore cannot afford a good TV. This set usually has an unbelievable amount of static and horrible sound.

Man, I went over to this chicks house with fake boobs to watch Transformers. Her titty-tube was so bad it completely ruined the movie.

titty-tube by Spreela January 7, 2008

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock by Guy June 18, 2006

noob tube

A weapon that is often employed by someone who is "new" to an FPS game and needs to use the maximum ammount of fire power just to "try" to survive, because noob's have no skill. Usually a Bazukka or rocket launcher. Hense the term "noob tube".

Maj. Poopinschaft: " Hay you killed me 10 times in a row....
I think I'll get you with a bazukka, because I have no skill ! "
cartOOnman: " Go ahead, Get your noob tube, I'll still bash you over the head with a 45. NYUK NYUK NYUK MUUhahahahahaha "

noob tube by Patrick "cartOOnman™" Collins January 15, 2007

piss tube 

a piss tube is the inner part of a mens penis where through the piss will flow and eventually come out. It is the channel in the penis. Also nowadays there are tube sites on the internet. These sites provide embedded flash movies. A tube site with only piss movies is called a piss tube

An example of a piss tube site is thepisstube.com

piss tube by piss tube February 20, 2009

Arctic Love Tube 

Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad mother fucker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherfucker.

Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out.

It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy.

Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin.

The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom

Jamarcus: Wanna make a Arctic Love Tube tonight?
Tonya: Fuck Yeah! This shits gonna wreck my tight pussy!!
Jamarcus: Will you marry me?

Ashlee: Last night was tight. I was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my Artic Love Tube out of the freezer and mader that bitch my hoe. then i gave that bitch the hottest Cleveland Steamer
Jamal: You one badass motherfucker

Arctic Love Tube by The Black Man With The 17 Cock November 19, 2010

Fallopian Tube Day 

Fallopian Tube Day is August 15th for all tumblr users. On this day, you should do what is called "fallopian tube" people. You can do this by simply messaging them: "You've been fallopian tubed!"

"Hey, man! Let's reblog fallopian tubes on tumblr because it is Fallopian Tube Day!"

Fallopian Tube Day by tumblr user August 15, 2012

lubing the tube 

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

lubing the tube by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021