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Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.

From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
What happened to the senator this weekend?

He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*

Fappy Trail 

The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.
"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"
Fappy Trail by Loberson October 5, 2016

Snail Trail

A trail of vaginal liquids from women dragging her rear on the floor while being aroused.
The young lady left a snail trail across the living room.

Cookie Trail 

A phrase used by a certain individual from Lincoln, MA

Happy Trail Lake 

Appears after ejaculation when ejaculate fills bellybutton, thus creating happy trail lake.
Clean up is always much harder when I get a happy trail lake.

Oregon trail

When ur fuckin a girl doggy style & u bust a monster load on the small of her back & when she stands up the jizz runs down her ass crack
My girl wouldnt let me jizz in her mouth so i gave her an oregon trail instead
Oregon trail by Bb&cv July 9, 2010