University of Oregon Women’s Track Team

A team of hot track stars from the University of Oregon.

Damn the University of Oregon women’s track team is Hot!!

by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.

Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.

Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

by plaidshoes April 1, 2009

Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

Track and field

A sport in which you must be masochistic to participate. There are two types of runners, sprinters and distance, sprinters doing events like 100m, 200m, and sometimes 400m. 400 m is arguably the worst event. Distance is chill but not for the weak unless you walk the whole time but those people do not count. Field events do things like shotput(heavy ball) and discus (heavy frisbee) and jump hurdles, long jump (in a sand pit and gets in your shoes),triple jump (idek what they do), and high jump(that's rlly hard). Some synonymous for track and field (mainly for the runners) are: masochistic, why?, help, somehow my but hurts from running, and enjoyable.

A:" Ion wanna go to track"
B:"why?"
A:"because I don't wanna run, I hate running"
B:"then why'd you join track"
A:"because I love to run"

"Track and field is not for the weak"

by @mymommysaysimspecial March 17, 2025