cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Lusty Tongue

The act of a person, male or female, who casually eats out their significant other way to much

My buddy Joe has a lusty tongue, he eats out his girlfriend so much, I'm surprised he has enough time to eat a real meal

by Fizzledrizzle August 19, 2015

Tongue kiss

when making out with someone the action of the one tongue interacting with the other persons while they rub and lick against each other.

We were making out and she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. Felt odd.

by the meat dominates🥩 June 14, 2023

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

fox tongue

A strange form of the English language using similar word spellings but often strange and indecipherable syntax.

Fox tongue: Colton I'll send you pics if you wanna retake if you do 31
Regular English: If you do problem 31 I'll send you the others so we can both retake.

by Artemis Wolffe September 22, 2017

tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

by B1GMammy January 20, 2020