jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022

toast boy

Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.

'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'

by Lt Kush July 30, 2017

Hair Toast

When someone puts too much hairspray in their hair.

Oh man, Did you see that chick with hair toast?

by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017

Toast Plate

A plate that has been used for food, but isn't so dirty to require washing, so long as you use it for the same kind of meal as it was previously used for.

"Did you just use a dirty plate?"
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."

by anonymous December 12, 2020