shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
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skittle cookie

Where a woman inserts skittles into her vag and a man (or woman) eats them whilst coated in slippery substances.
Yo, Dave ate Karens skittle cookie
by MrMarlow August 12, 2017
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skittle piss

when u piss on skittles and eat them
damn bro i love these piss skittles. skittle piss is awesome
by Yammuune November 07, 2019
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Magic Skittle

Magic skittle is the street name for an ecstasy pill. Magic Skittle is also the name of a rapper on soundcloud.
by BigSkittle August 18, 2014
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Skittle Silo

A silo that is specifically used to store Skittles, and only Skittles.
"Is that a silo over there?"

"Yes. A Skittle silo, to be precise."
by pillow pal March 25, 2016
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Skittles

Refrencin Candadian bills due to its colourful nature
“I got skittles in my mattress
by RakimFar July 02, 2022
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