The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.

My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.

by 694206969 November 15, 2021

Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

The Batman

The Batman will save lives and make love to your wives.

Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt

They Know it was The Batman!

Robert Miller is The Batman - the echo shhhhhhh

by Milller bobert November 3, 2018

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 5, 2024

Batman

Joel

Joel is the true batman

by Batman95222 October 30, 2021