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Archway of Truth

The arch formed from a cat’s back legs, up to their stomach, and down to their front legs when they stretch up from a nap. Gently sticking your head in this archway can reveal future events to you, and give you wisdom. Bonus points if the cat is white OR if the sun is shining on the cat when it forms an archway of truth.
“Dude, how the hell did you know it was going to rain today? The forecast said 0%!”

“I looked through the Archway of Truth and it was revealed to me.”
by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025
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colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.
In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
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Truth

Truth is an amazing young lady. Everyone who sees her instantly admires her for her loving quality’s. Her heart is pure gold and her eyes are the most stunning green you will ever see. she loves her family and friends more than anyone will ever know. She truly is the most beautiful person you will ever see/meet inside and out.
“wow that girl is stunning!!”

ya man that’s truth”
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Truth Bros

Pretentious and uneducated young men who believe in shadow government instead of the real government, conspiracy archeology, and every guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast. Will not shut up about their one shroom trip. Not as dedicated to drugs as a Wook but not far from. A tinfoil hatter without the charm.
“This backward hat college kid keeps trying to tell me this photo of a crater is proof of giants, this education system only makes truth bros I swear.”
by babethaoxy August 31, 2023
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Truth Yellow

what's gon happen to yo teef, ya nasty boy
Person 1: She don't brush.
Person 2: You sayin she got dat troof yellow
Person 1: No, this is so important to address that I am going to be grammatically correct. She has a case of the truth yellow.
by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019
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truth lips

That fact that kaiden has great lips!!
Kaiden has great truth lips.
by Handlehand June 19, 2018
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truthful timmy

As introduced by the 2024 cinematic masterpiece Deadpool and Wolverine, Truthful Timmy is the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon.
"They call me 'The Merc With the Mouth'. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."
by deadpoolscoolpseudonym August 7, 2024
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