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to Drown the toilet

I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.
by Mr. santorum May 24, 2012
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toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing
Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.
by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017
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Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020
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Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.
I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.
by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018
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Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.
by Onlydog January 4, 2019
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Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!
Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!
by tatsmec January 5, 2017
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Toilet Hugger

When someone ends up puking in the toilet whilst hugging the bowl after consuming too much alcohol
Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
by vots69 February 1, 2010
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