28 year old people who only care about getting time off and money that they get and go on strikes about. They lose their shit if you dont finish your homework. They single you out in class and say that they act the same to every child. They lie.I cant explain how shit they are.
by yaaaaa12380234 February 11, 2020
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by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014
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by milayaaa November 28, 2020
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by rayooooo February 6, 2019
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