Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.

Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.

by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024

Big snail

big snail is a name that defines a beautiful young person

hey big snail-to gf

by kijsjij November 13, 2022

Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.

I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.

by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019

pappy snail

a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways

fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today

by bbuck nbfsgbnbteyhndb June 19, 2018