What I love.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020
A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.
Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .
“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”
“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”
“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”
“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”
by Rasheda September 19, 2022
One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....
I'm warning u
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Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....
I'm warning u
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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 28, 2018
The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...
Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
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