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[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's
Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.
by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
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Screw

An adjective or mostly used as a word for tradies describing the action of screwing nail or bolt into an object for structure,
Also mostly used from tradies as a form of saying do u want to fuck me?
Hey! “let’s (screw) those bolts in jerry”, nah Barry let’s just (screw) each other *Rape
by Dylan_2468 October 28, 2019
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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
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screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.
screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.
by camotacastro February 11, 2017
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Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
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Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
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security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
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