by TommyGunnZ33 June 23, 2016

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.
by Klumaverik March 13, 2019

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.
Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?
Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.
Guy 1: Bummer.
Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.
Guy 1: Bummer.
by MagikLegion July 22, 2010

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013
