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The Lion King

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”
I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!
by RvTech March 17, 2020
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The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023
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purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.
by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023
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Lion Order

DJ Khaled is known for his catchphrases and motivational messages on social media, and "Lion order" is one of them. Although he hasn't explicitly defined it, the phrase can be interpreted in a few ways:

Strength and leadership: Lions are often associated with power, authority, and leadership. By saying "Lion order," DJ Khaled might be encouraging people to step up, take charge, and be leaders in their own lives.
Unity and loyalty: Lions live and work together in groups called prides. "Lion order" might also represent the importance of sticking together, being loyal to one another, and supporting each other in times of need.
Perseverance and determination: Lions are known for their hunting skills, focus, and determination. In this context, "Lion order" could be a reminder to stay persistent and dedicated in the pursuit of one's goals, despite any obstacles or setbacks.
DJ Khaled: Lion order. LIONNNNN.

Person2: Don’t ever play yourself.
by Nawgie March 28, 2023
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Casual lion

A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.
“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”

Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”
by Oh no. February 26, 2020
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conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.
by wtheronjones March 17, 2011
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lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes
by nibbabite January 23, 2020
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