Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008
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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.

Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.

Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.
by plaidshoes April 1, 2009
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A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
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Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016
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National Track Star Day

National Track star day is the official day for the best sport in the world Track and Field it takes place on November 6 of every year
by The Real Christian E. August 1, 2023
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