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Mexican Taint

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)
Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!
by JeFams November 15, 2010
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taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.
I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.
by Nsync June 13, 2008
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Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw
I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.
by RL & DG April 25, 2008
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soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.
Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.
by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017
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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
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Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.
Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"
by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021
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Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."
by Bearringsd December 26, 2018
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