A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.
Singer man: dead people!
Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-
Singer man: CLUEDO IRL
* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *
Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-
Singer man: CLUEDO IRL
* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *
by Pigeon14 December 06, 2023
A ship-stan is a fan who obsessively supports one specific ship (real or fictional), to the point of shading or disrespecting other ships or members. Usually hyper-defensive, overly emotional, and often found starting fandom wars over fictional dynamics.
– "She’s not just a shipper, she’s a total ship-stan. Don’t mention any other pairing around her."
– “Bro, it’s just fanfiction, calm down. Don’t go full ship-stan.”
– “Bro, it’s just fanfiction, calm down. Don’t go full ship-stan.”
by Clefsin April 15, 2025
A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!
Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.
Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.
by Mavara Dairym October 18, 2013
A ship with no alcohol, man over board drills Corinthian, Flemish boobs, and a empty milk jug named vincent. Also known as a salty tango.
Fancy Nancy runs a tight ship
by Sunny Mango August 26, 2021
A ship with no alcohol, man over board drills Corinthian, Flemish boobs, and a empty milk jug named vincent. Also known as a salty tango.
Fancy Nancy runs a tight ship
by Sunny Mango August 26, 2021