greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

Seal Cat

A big lard of shit,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life

Hey Corey did you see that Seal Cat take my money?!

by killa1991 January 21, 2008

The Seal of God

Has to be a omni song of the holy spirit, of ones body and soul becoming one in a way, not to be judgemental or be decieved, people in search of an actual good way uniliminal

The Seal of God aint a song that people have made, the war just goes on and on

by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021

Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.

Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that

by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.

1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.

by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.

Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing

by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025