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Throwing Ropes

It’s like when you bust a big ole load of baby batter and those little fuckers fly out your pee pee like a dang dolphin juicing its blow hole in the middle of a tropical storm
Hey Jerry! Remember that time you got caught throwing ropes at the airport after 9/11
by StayThrowinRopes May 12, 2025
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The rope

That thing you want to grab when life’s getting a little too hard and stressful but somehow also more boring and repetitive.

The easy way out
Kicking the bucket
Meeting the maker

Ending it

Getting the rope
Tobey: “Bill I don’t think that girls as into you as you are into her, I seen she got tinder on her home screen and was talking about some dude named Sam. Oh and you still owe me that 20”
Bill: “Fuck this, I’m getting the rope”

Bill: “boys I’m stopping into woodies on the way back my car broke down again”
Tobey: “shit it’s like that huh?”
Bill: “yep. Sick of paying bills too. Think it’s time I get the rope
by Jack Bowesteiner78 November 13, 2025
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texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina
Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Rope balls

The act of landing on your balls off the top rope or any suspended cable.
AJ Styles had a bad case of rope balls, he’s gonna be out for a while after that accident.
by Jahamez July 21, 2019
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Rope

by owjthrownebfo April 24, 2017
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spider rope police

“Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas
by Du Kidd April 28, 2023
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Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.
by Darthcali August 18, 2017
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