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A state small in Michigan that is close to Saginaw and Flint
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Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
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It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.
She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.
by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022
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Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.
I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet
by 8349533 August 19, 2022
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Michigan Pot Hole

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 5, 2022
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