hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE

a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.

by sangre August 13, 2025

Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny

I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole

by . February 11, 2022

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

by StatDoc May 14, 2025

hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024