danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think

by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy

the basic NPC line right-wing demagogues say on TV when a threat to the ruling class's profits shows up

"China uses virtual reality in their schools!"
"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy"

by fatherless 124 March 14, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

danger scum

Danger scum is a type of person that hangs around sites like Discord, Omegle or Facebook to seek out emotionally damaged youths. at first, this person seems nice but will manipulate underage teens and mentally and emotionally abuse them. this person will pressure teens for nudes or sex and will most of the time communicate with his victims through Kik, Whatsapp, Discord, or Skype.

Guy: "don't talk to this guy!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Guy: "He's a danger scum, he will hurt you."

by kystddtybd June 14, 2020

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024

danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.

I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.

by F.Dirac July 25, 2018