Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021

weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut

“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”

by NightMan420 February 26, 2021

Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.

"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”

by BoeJundy November 3, 2020

Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.

“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there”

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”

by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023

Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.

April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!

by djpr3mis September 14, 2019

cowboy up

( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' ans take ones responsibilities like a grown man

Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?

Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017

Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner

Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned

by game_takers1 April 28, 2023