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Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.
(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA
by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008
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clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place
after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.
by jposey September 13, 2006
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Happy clam

I made that calm happy!
by John J June 18, 2004
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Clam Nigger

A clam, specifically of darker pigment that steals other clams pearls
Yeah man I heard that clam over there stole someone's pearls. What a clam nigger.
by CLAMM NIGGERR February 12, 2017
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Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.
@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS
by Leazhito August 13, 2020
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clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty
"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"
by HankTheSkank27 April 5, 2017
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baby clams

There were md baby clams at the park today.
by crackstar bk June 29, 2011
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