Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"

Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management

by meedox April 19, 2021

thanks for coming

You are working out in your local gym everyday when a workout friend is walking out and you say to him... thanks for coming.

Like i own the gym, thanks for coming.

by Kuehlstein May 4, 2018

So long, and thanks for all the fish

The quote dolphins said before they flew away in the first book of Douglas Adams's series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". They say this because they are more intelligent and tried to warn us of the Vogon's plan to destroy Earth. The reason the Vogons want to destroy Earth is to make an intergalactic freeway and earth Is in the way.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!-Dolphins

by BRITNEY_BITCH April 5, 2023

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

thanks

A sarcastic expression of gratitude often used to highlight frustration or irony in a situation. Typically employed when the speaker feels annoyed or hindered by circumstances, making it clear that the gratitude may not be genuine.

Being 20 and still facing screen time limits while my friends going to the movies to watch Threadpool has turned me into 'a master of overthinking'—thanks, delayed puberty!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Thank-Q

A polite expression used when acknowledging a gift, service, or compliment, or accepting or refusing, created and known from DarrenLevy YouTube channel

"Thank-Q for the ride, good night"

by OscarZZZ October 12, 2020