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Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
by sammy1 November 17, 2006
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stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
by papermachete November 13, 2005
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taking the piss

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"
by xxoo May 15, 2003
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taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
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taking back sunday

despite the labels and stereotypes taking back sunday has been pushed into, they are still amazing. first cd was better but yeah. an amazing band with amazing lyrics.
you: "teeehhehe i luv taking back sunday their so em0!1!"

me: "stfu"
by another label June 29, 2005
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Taking Names

Collecting names of the people whose asses are going to be kicked by the collector. This simply means that somebody is ready to fight a bunch of dudes.
-This guy is kicking asses and taking names.
-Yes, he is really pissed off.
by elnormous October 9, 2015
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Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking

The phenomena on Urban Dictionary of submitting a name, then writing a definition for a singular person painting them in a negative light.
If male, the definition will either claim the subject is homosexual, possesses a small penis, or is a "douchebag." If female, the definition will describe her as a "slut," a "bitch," or "fat."
A slightly intelligent Trash-Talker will try to disguise their entry with things like "he/she," or using the name in question as a title. This will (sadly) fool some editors.
Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed being UDTT or UDA.
The converse is Urban Dictionary Arrogance.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Jaiden-
The greatest moron to ever live.
"Jaiden Guy Knoch is the greatest moron to ever live. "

PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button).

PlutoRoman: Really? More Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking?
by PlutoRoman June 14, 2010
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