Mexican Taint

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)
Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!
by JeFams November 12, 2010
Get the Mexican Taint mug.

taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.
I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.
by Nsync June 14, 2008
Get the taint butter mug.

Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw
I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.
by RL & DG April 25, 2008
Get the Tongue Taint mug.

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains
Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks
by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018
Get the taint cheeks mug.

Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
by ExoticTransporter August 26, 2014
Get the Taint Reader mug.

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 10, 2014
Get the tainted tampon mug.

tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl
I got Sam to eat a tainted orange
by Get reked February 01, 2018
Get the tainted orange mug.