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fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.
Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .
by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017
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ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.
I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.
by Spartan Nickie December 22, 2016
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Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020
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to pull a tactical

when you are extremely drunk but the party is still lit and you wanna continue drinking, so you vomit on purpose
Noah: Hell yeah, I got so damn wasted last night!
Dario: How? You were dying when I left?
Noah: I had to pull a tactical so the party wouldn't stop!
by snerovic September 29, 2018
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