A teacher that usually has major rare black hair or rare white hair, its a main priority to tell these rare feminist witch teachers to fack off
by george maerkro November 06, 2017
by robluxgod November 14, 2018
Teacher: Abby, you are going to fail my class!
Abby: Isn’t there something I can do?
Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*
Abby: Isn’t there something I can do?
Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*
by y-axis March 10, 2021
28 year old people who only care about getting time off and money that they get and go on strikes about. They lose their shit if you dont finish your homework. They single you out in class and say that they act the same to every child. They lie.I cant explain how shit they are.
i do not like school teachers.
by yaaaaa12380234 February 11, 2020
Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
by milayaaa November 29, 2020
Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.
by rayooooo February 07, 2019
never be a substitute teacher. you will die.
jenny: the time has come once again.
substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO
substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO
by sexc000 June 06, 2020