Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.

Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success

by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012

Synapses Systems

Pokemon Go God. Provides for the PoGo community like Robin Hood

"You catch all those rare Pokemon?"

"Yeah, Synapses Systems put the work in so we can still enjoy the game. Pokemon Go legends...maybe even Gods"

by teamrocket806 February 26, 2017

factory system

an arrangement bringing manufacturing steps together in one place to increase efficiency

When they steam engine was invented, this imroved the factory system.

by ANONYMOUS739292 February 28, 2017

Lather System

The lather system is the usage of various hygienic products, essential oils and specific cologne/perfume combinations in a sequential order to properly pamper the body from head to toe making it both sensual and tantalizing to the nose, eyes, mouth and touch.

When you incorporate ATJ's lather system into your daily routine, you are lathered!

What do you use on your beard, it looks amazing? "The lather system!"

by ATJLYFE December 30, 2018

closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019

penalty system

the absolute fucking nightmare encountered when playing gran turismo sport
fuck the penalty system, seriously

penalty system:
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND

by the_UD_traveller October 6, 2020

Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021