sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011

Emo Swing

The "Emo Swing" is the act of someone hanging him or herself/death by hanging. It's used sarcastically as a way of saying someone's going to kill him or herself.

"How I feel? Other than wanting to do the Emo Swing I'm fine."

by I Wanna Kill Myself August 14, 2017

swing like that

when a person with the same sex or anyone wants to date you

Example 1 (Gay/Bi)

Dior: Dang he’s cute asf let me go ask him

(walks up to him)

Dior: Aye u look so fine, u got Instagram or i can get ya number??

Cute boy: Nah bro, gtf outta here before i make you regret opening your mouth .. ion swing like that faggot!

(usually a nice way to say that they dfw the fags in a homophobic way)

Example 2 (scene: nightclub) (STRAIGHT PPL)

Janelly: Layla look, i want that guy that’s in the corner

Layla: he seems bored, but i ain’t gonna lie to u girl…he’s fine ash

(Janelly walks up to him)

Janelly: Heyyy, umm u look cute and bored idk if u wanna go dance or get some drinks. Maybe even come to my friends house and sleep there😏, u cute btw wanna be my man and put that dick up on me?

Guy: Hell nah, go somewhere else and leave me tf alone, i don’t swing like that

(this means they don’t want nothing with you, they not looking for a relationship, sex or anything)

by 2txc4shay August 24, 2025

swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating

I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed

by tbone23 August 3, 2015

Diablo swing

Two guys fucking a girl on hammock.

The Diablo Swing was awkward, the eye contact intensely unfortunate.

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Swing zone

The space between the bottom half of a glory hole and your ball sack.

Dude the glory hole at Starbucks had some epic swing zone! Didn't bruise my balls at all this week.

by Chesney2k December 12, 2020