seductive swimming

when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.

did you see that guys seductive swimming?

by joebooty67 July 29, 2017

chuck in the swimming hole

Where a guy fingers a gal in the water about as high as waste high just deep enough to cover their waist and so everyone can see what is going on

I saw a guy doing chuck in the swimming hole yesterday and it was with my girlfriend

by Fox rubber December 26, 2023

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.

While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.

by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016

Swimming

A form of mental torture which includes putting someone in clothes which make them feel insecure and expecting them to move through the water while gasping for air.

Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!

by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi January 13, 2016

west virginia swimming pool

when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.

Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool

by Apollo1369 November 21, 2020