Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?
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Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"
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Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.
Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?
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Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
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swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.
You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.
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swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy
i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog
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