Sweaty Hog 

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog [whore."

Sweaty Hog by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

Sweaty grandfather 

When someone is sleeping with their mouth open then you start doing immense cardio to get sweaty then you return to the person with their mouth open then swing your sweaty nuts in their mouth like a grandfather clock

Yo Isaiah want to give Matthew a sweaty grandfather

Sweaty grandfather by Oxinuu December 3, 2024

Sweaty Mouse 

The grease getter

That boy is the sweaty mouse.

Sweaty Mouse by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

Sweaty Wednesday 

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.

"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"

Sweaty Wednesday by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025

Sweaty Coffee 

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.

"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"

Sweaty Coffee by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

Sweaty Crack Fart by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

sweaty brodie

sweating brodie looking at a playground

sweaty brodie pedo

sweaty brodie by mrs tosser November 29, 2025