Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

sahara squirts

It is the same thing as Delhi Belly or Montezuma's Revenge. Except it happens in North Africa. When you eat food that gives you a terrible upset tummy and your diarrhea becomes epic, you have the Sahara Squirts.

On a trip to Morocco I ate all the street food. It was delicious but I caught Sahara Squirts and was up all night on the toilet. Other than that the trip was five stars.

by Diamond Duke January 23, 2025

hoe squirt

A hoe that sends nudes when unasked for or unwanted by the receiver. Often used to describe girls

She sent you nudes? That hoe squirt

by Urbangirl10210 August 8, 2017

Squingle Squirt

When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.

"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."

by Diaphonous May 6, 2024

backboard squirt

When you nut on her back then she stands up and tries to get it to drip into the crack.

He finished off with a backboard squirt.

by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023

bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.

Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"

by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024

Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024