spread

Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.

Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.

''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."

by Young Jazzy Yo October 13, 2023

Dip and spread

When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.

Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER

by BigPapi77 January 1, 2022

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Spread them cheeks boy

The action of spreading someones buttocks.

Typically done before sexual intercourse.

Tyrone told Little Jesus 'Spread them cheeks boy'

by Jaquavious Donqavious Bingus October 9, 2023

Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021