Ready like spaghetti

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022

Black Spaghetti Mop

Black Spagghetti is when a black guy has an "upside down" Speghetti Bowl haircut.

Yo, I heard Bryce has a Black Spaghetti Mop.

by Geygus Khan January 16, 2015

spaghetti level mathematics

Math so bad it actually violates geneva convention.

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"

by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023

Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013

spaghetti in my pockets

On a journey going along nervously; being beta as fuck

About to ask out my crush spaghetti in my pockets

by BoboTheRedneck October 24, 2017

Spaghetti-O Pussy

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Special Time Spaghetti

Special Time Spaghetti is when a bitch has long abundant pubic hair and is on her period. The dish consists of pubes (the noodles), spaghetti sauce (the period blood), and the meat of course (the succulent uterine lining).

Damn nigga, I had hella Special Time Spaghetti last night. That flow was heavy this month.

by TrollHard October 3, 2017