Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.

My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.

by SevenEvils April 18, 2015

screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.

Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper

by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015

Hole Stopper

When a super plus tampon is used to stop the bleeding in a bullet hole.

Rebecca- Why do you have TAMPONS in your pocket?

Adam-I DESPERATELY need them on me at all times for a Hole Stopper.

Rebecca- Umm... okayyy... *unfriends on facebook:.:

by CrunchyButthole1029 December 9, 2016

fun shopper

Someone who gets details for one event and if it doesn't sound fun enough, they ditch and do something that sounds more fun to them

"Carol is such a fun shopper"

by blbaddie August 22, 2017

blake soper

He is a gay basketball player, but he is good. He talks a lot but can be helpful at times. He has a small penis.

Girl 1: who's that sexy guy there
Girl 2: haven't you heard thats blake soper, but I heard he is gay

by Friendlyneighboorhoodasian October 27, 2017

Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

mighty sopher

A stupid animal that likes to moo and eat potatoes. "It" loves to bite/eat cats and wheez. Dancing upstairs while others are downstairs is a hobby, so is sleeping with Steve and naming it's chins. Get yourself a Mighty Sopher as a friend :))

The Mighty Sopher ran through the halls screaming "I hate kids!"

by mighty sopher May 2, 2018