smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

by mr pitt 2 u February 8, 2010

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

Scrotum Smash

The pulverizing of a fellow man's testes accompanied by "SCROTUM SMASH" being yelled in an incredibly high pitched tone.

Only to be used in extreme circumstances

I SCROTUM SMASH YOU FOOL! (crunch)

by macs11 April 22, 2009

couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar February 21, 2009

smash lab

a room - usually your bedroom - for having sex.

Let's go to the bar and try to find some girls to bring back to the smash lab.

by TLSC December 27, 2008

Come Smash

to smash a pumpkin or other vegetable squash

Come smash with me Stevey.

by Nonna November 29, 2017