Skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis

girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."

by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010

slappin da mpha

when a male, in a naked state, swing hips back and forth or up and down to make his dick hit his thighs and make a slapping sound.

guy: *slap slap slap*
other guy: man are you slappin da mpha, again?
guy: *slap slap slap*
other guy: shut up!

by flats117 December 13, 2009

ball slappin'

cool,awesome,or something fun.

1.Yo, that party was so ball slappin'.

2. Yesterday was such a ball slappin' day.

by C-Dawg5693 September 19, 2009

Egg-Swapping

When two young hipsters (typically Japanese) carefully spit eggs into each others' mouths as a way of making out. It was featured on the =3 RayWilliamJohnson show and uploaded on Youtube (called "Egg-Swap: WTF Japan Seriously!?").

Yo, did you see that weird ass video on YouTube??? Two chinks spitting eggs into each other...egg-swapping...

by EggrohboiN_D November 1, 2011

Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.

"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"

by The Kentucky Turtle Bandit May 15, 2010

Swapping Cunts

Sexual activity, specifically oral sex, between two people.

Swapping cunts, like most sexual slang terms, can mean any number of other acts. They include, but are not limited to: Making out, Vaginal intercourse, Anal intercourse, manual stimulation, fisting, 69, or any variety of shit play.

It is commonly said in a guido accent, as "Swappin' Cunts."

"You swappin'/swapping cunts in there?"

"Where's Ted?"
"He's with Kate... I think they're swappin' cunts."

(To the tune of "The Love Boat")
"Swah-pin Cunnnnnts"

by Mike Pfeiffer November 23, 2007

super fly hobo slipping

an urban sport in which players dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and try to steer greased hobos through an "obstacle course." (most often a mall or department store) extra points are awarded to players who engage in business transactions with bystanders who mistake them for real pimps.

For the third year in a row Raunchy McNast is the Super Fly Hobo Slipping regional champion.

by weeZy August 12, 2002