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Skittles

And seriously...
Hym "What you're pissed about is me taking one skittle out of a bag of skittles, per bag of skittles. As opposed to fucking a retard at the beginning of every shift and again after the pills that prevent his dick from getting hard wear off, falsifying documents, showing up late every day because you have to stop to get condoms to fuck the retard, gaslighting, literal sexual harassment, implicating me in retard sex cult (because my awareness of the act makes me complicit), gender based discrimination regarding the enforcement of rules. But I'm a little lazy and like taking naps. He didn't even go without long enough for it to be out of his system. And for all I know the retard wasn't just trying to keep his dick hard. He could have been waiting to give her HIS skittles. You don't know. You don't care. THEY don't care. About any of it. THEY were perfectly willing to continue my employment. I was not. So what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
mugGet the Skittlesmug.

Skittle

Skittles are the people who just know that they are a part of the rainbow but can’t quite put a label on anything because they seem to just experiment with everything because sometimes they get too bored in life or just have curiosity about other sexualities.
Daniel is a skittle. He doesn't know what sexuality he is so he has decided to taste the rainbow!
by RosieCrow June 11, 2023
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Skittles maniac

Skittles maniac are people who are obsessed with skittles, sometimes way to obsessed. Not all skittles maniac think of sexual thoughts while eating skittles however some will bring skittles into their sex life.
1. Look how she craves skittles shes is a skittles maniac
by Kittylove66612 July 5, 2019
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Skittle

Why yes i like boys, that nakes me a skittle
by Gaelic Warlord June 23, 2021
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Skittle Diddling

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
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Skittle Racist

A person who doesn't tip a fast-food deliverer due to the race of said deliverer.
"Dude, Mohammed delivered my curry 2 hours late, he didn't get his two pence tip. Am I a Skittle Racist?"
by Haffnaff August 1, 2012
mugGet the Skittle Racistmug.

skittles

coloured bite size sweets that are actually drugs
skittles can be eaten or disolved
by mrmg825 May 31, 2019
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