shoe lace

When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.

"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"

by Only in your DREAMS December 8, 2007

Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

by fthmdg April 25, 2006

ultimate shoes

Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.

George has ultimate shoes.

His shoes are the ultimate.

by Clanad September 25, 2007

socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

by Lancet March 30, 2005

Shoe Stacker

A derogatory term for a woman of mexican or other hispanic descent, brought from the fact that cleaning women of such descent seem to stack pairs of shoe upon one another when they're finished cleaning.

Why the hell would I even want my shoes ontop of eachother?

Cameron: So I hired Maria to clean my house today, and she did a pretty good job. I don't know why you gave her such a bad review, man.
Devin: NO! !Dude, go look at where you usually put your shoes
Cameron: -looks- WHAT THE HELL?
Devin: SHE'S A FILTHY SHOE STACKER.

by Toeface July 19, 2009

Berlusconi Shoes

A specific type of shoe a man wears when they are deficient in height. A Berlusconi Shoe has specific characteristics such as having a higher than average heal and/or thick sole to pack in those vitally needed inches and is usually made out of polished leather. Named after the world famous Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, a well known advocate and wearer of this type of shoe, standing at a mere 5' 4'' (1.65 m) his shoes together with crafty camera angles allowed him to look a little taller on television.

Frank: Wow Joe! Has Tony grown a couple of inches taller?

Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.

Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!

by jollyjoker96 January 2, 2020