Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

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Shane

Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.

Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more

Friend: OMG GURL who is this man

Girl: his name is Shane

Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane

by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021

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Shane Dawson

The funniest man to exist, no lie.

(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)

Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019

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Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex

He just pulled off a Shane Butts!

by #GotEm March 27, 2020

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shane pomeroy

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta

Oh look Alyssa it's Shane pomeroy !
Ugh I don't wanna get back together for the 383848 time !

by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016

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