Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

duck over for a shag

Country slang - to root/have sex with someone

Johno's wife is home alone and said I should duck over for a shag.

by AUSSIB August 19, 2017

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Shags

Shags is the British way of saying presents most commonly used when referring to shagmas which is the British term for chistmas

There’s lots of shags underneath the shagmas tree

by Jbash473 December 28, 2021

ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.

Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure

by Casio38 April 11, 2010